Link muses on the weirdness of humans.
Link's friend Eyeliner was photographed making a grand spectacle of herself. Picture on the left offered as evidence. If Link ever has a best girl, she's gonna be it.
Dear Eyeliner,
He throws the ball away. I bring it back. He throws it away again. I bring it back. He gets all whiney about letting him have it. I give it to him. He throws it away. I briiiiiiiiiiiiiiinggggggg it back. I lie down to catch my breath, but I keep an eye on the ball and grab it if he tries anything.
He gets grumpy about the ball. "Come on, let me have it." I give up. He grabs the ball. HE THROWS IT AWAY!!!!!!!!!
Humans are weird.
Your fiend,
Link